Uniform: the increasingly homogeneous appearance of undergraduates to someone as old and embittered as me.
Natural selection: a man driving his car with no hands whilst his toddler son snoozes in the back.
Token gesture: an environmentally friendly hemp bag being given to delegates at an oil industry conference.
Blind optimism: building a conservatory at cow corner of a small village cricket ground.
Drinking problem: when, in a rush of urban gentrification, your local Bargain Booze gets replaced by a Sicilian bistro.
Memory loss: when you can't remember where you put your USB stick.
Middle manager: a paunchy 40-something business executive hogging the central lane of a quiet motorway in his shiny BMW.
Natural selection: a man driving his car with no hands whilst his toddler son snoozes in the back.
Token gesture: an environmentally friendly hemp bag being given to delegates at an oil industry conference.
Blind optimism: building a conservatory at cow corner of a small village cricket ground.
Drinking problem: when, in a rush of urban gentrification, your local Bargain Booze gets replaced by a Sicilian bistro.
Memory loss: when you can't remember where you put your USB stick.
Middle manager: a paunchy 40-something business executive hogging the central lane of a quiet motorway in his shiny BMW.
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