The ooh-arr ninja

It doesn't look as though it is a particularly crime-ridden place, but apparently the small Somerset town of Yeovil needs special protection. From a ninja:

BBC News | 'Ninja' patrols streets of Yeovil

I love the facts that a) the man thinks he is a ninja, and b) that he thinks Yeovil would benefit from ninja protection, even though he is only allowed to use a foam stick.  Pure local news gold.