Typing "Is" into Google and leaving auto-complete to fill out the rest brings up some interesting suggestions. "Is Lady GaGa a man?" seems to be one of the most popular. Well, I can reveal that she is, and the man is Gareth Gates.
Let's take a closer look:
1. Gareth Gates hadn't had any hits for years, and needed to do something outrageous to relaunch his career.
2. Gareth Gates has spent his life battling a terrible stutter. Stuttering appears in almost all of Lady GaGa's songs, from 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face' to 't-t-t-t-t-t-telephone'.
3. Gareth Gates' name, when reduced to the first two letters of each word (as happens to every reality TV singing star nowadays), is GaGa.
Pretty convincing, I think you'll agree.
Let's take a closer look:
1. Gareth Gates hadn't had any hits for years, and needed to do something outrageous to relaunch his career.
2. Gareth Gates has spent his life battling a terrible stutter. Stuttering appears in almost all of Lady GaGa's songs, from 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face' to 't-t-t-t-t-t-telephone'.
3. Gareth Gates' name, when reduced to the first two letters of each word (as happens to every reality TV singing star nowadays), is GaGa.
Pretty convincing, I think you'll agree.
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