Lot Less Monster

Is the Loch Ness monster dead? Apparently Vicki Michelle and the cast of the stage show of ’Allo ’Allo were deemed unreliable witnesses, leaving 2009 having yielded just a single credible sighting by “a local chap who knows the things Nessie isn’t” (The Inverness Courier). It doesn't bode well for fans of cryptozoology.