Just stick with normal water

What a fool I am. I didn't look at the ingredients before gulping down 591 ml of Glaceau 'orange-orange vitamin water' and now I've just seen the main 'non-medicinal' ingredient. Reverse Osmosis Water. Reverse Osmosis Water? Fuck. What if the reversed osmosis re-reverses on its way through my body? Will I start steaming and smouldering? If only I'd studied chemistry properly when I was in school I'd be ok, but instead I sat there drawing daft cartoons and daydreaming.

I probably won't sleep tonight. Especially if I'm steaming and smouldering.

More dangerous than it looks