It's abominable snow-one has done anything, yet I will change that

In the midst of all the recent protests, the views of one group of native Tibetans have been shamefully overlooked. Yetis are indigenous inhabitants of the Himalaya, but no-one has made any effort to find out what they think of the Chinese occupation. This is a disgraceful state of affairs, essentially another form of racism, and must be rectified. On behalf of abominable snowmen the world over, I will be boycotting the Beijing Olympics, and I urge you to do the same. Just because they might not exist doesn't mean they don't have rights.