I'm astonished that President Robert Mugabe hasn't tried to boost his slump in popularity by getting British girl band the Sugababes to endorse his campaign. They could be renamed the Mugababes, and rearrange some of their popular hits into more appropriate versions. "Freak Like Me" could easily become "Zim Bab We," whilst "Overload (The Voting System With Dead Or Imaginary People)" and "Round Round (The Constituencies We Go, Fixing The Election Results)" would surely be smash hits with the ZANU-PF faithful.